"Handsome. Hungry. Available for shoulder rides by appointment. I came from a foster home and immediately identified this household as adequate for my needs. I have since made myself comfortable on every available surface, including several shoulders. I am velcro when the mood strikes and permanently asleep when it does not. I have a sister named Stella. Our relationship is complex. I start the fights. She wins them. I have never reconsidered this strategy. I will not be reconsidering it now. My motto is 'Where's the beef.' I ask this several times a day. The answer is never satisfactory. I remain optimistic. My proudest achievement is getting the laser dot. You know what I'm talking about."
Are you a cat who picks fights you cannot win? Do you engage the same opponent repeatedly despite a documented record of zero victories? Do you walk away from each encounter with your dignity technically intact and your strategy completely unchanged? This book is for you. Losing With Dignity is the definitive guide for cats who know they will start the next fight anyway and would like to feel good about it. Chapters include: Why She Won Again, The Importance of Acting Like You Meant To Do That, Advanced Retreat Techniques, and the fan favorite — It's Not Losing If You Initiated.
