"I was at the shelter when she walked in. I looked at her. She looked at me. I meowed once, which was more than I typically offer. She held me and I arranged myself across her shoulders, which I believe settled the matter. She has described this as a choice she made. I do not correct her."
"I am quiet, friendly, and selective, in that order. I will sit on your shoulders if I decide you are worthy. I will jump there on command, but only when you are seated, and only because I have chosen to honor your request. This is not the same as being trained. I want to be clear about that."
"I also stare at things in the middle distance for extended periods. I am not concerned. I am monitoring. There is a difference, and I will not be explaining it to you."
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