"Calculated. Gorgeous. Manipulative — but in a way that benefits everyone, if everyone means me. I knock things off ledges with full eye contact because the alternative is letting objects believe they are permanent. They are not. I also open doors that were specifically designed to keep me out. This is not a quirk. This is a skill set. I live with Mishka, who is a dog. Our relationship is complex. I have opinions about this and share them regularly. My motto is: I do what I want, when I want. My proudest achievement is knocking a full glass off the table while maintaining complete eye contact. The glass knew what it did."
Does your cat get into places they shouldn't? Rooms that were locked? Cabinets that were childproofed? Doors that were definitely closed when you left? We understand. We have spent eleven years studying this phenomenon and we are no closer to an answer. Keeping Out Services offers comprehensive home assessment, advanced lock evaluation, and a full audit of every entry point your cat has already defeated. We will identify the gaps. We will propose solutions. Your cat will find new gaps. We will return. This is the arrangement.
