"I was found on a porch. I allowed it. I am playful, distractable, and silly — and I say this with complete dignity. I drink from the faucet directly because the bowl is on the floor, and I have standards. I knock things off counters before investigating them. This is called efficiency. I can climb to the very top of nets and trees and I have done so. I live with Coconut. The alliance is strong. Do not approach me too fast from the front. I did not say I was afraid. I said do not do it. There is a difference. I am assessing you. I will let you know how it goes."
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