"Statistically improbable. Emotionally available. I am a rare female orange tabby — only about 1 in 5 orange cats are female, and I carry this distinction with zero humility. I came here temporarily and then simply didn't leave. I talk a lot, zoom several times a day for exercise, and drool when I'm happy. This is a feature. I also accidentally became a mother to Pickles, who considers me her mom. I have accepted this role. I am doing my best."