"Statistically improbable. Emotionally available. I am a rare female orange tabby — only about 1 in 5 orange cats are female, and I carry this distinction with zero humility. I came here temporarily and then simply didn't leave. I talk a lot, zoom several times a day for exercise, and drool when I'm happy. This is a feature. I also accidentally became a mother to Pickles, who considers me her mom. I have accepted this role. I am doing my best."
Are you an orange cat? Do you find yourself staring at a wall and forgetting why? Do you run full speed into a room and immediately lose track of the mission? Do you knock something over and then look surprised that it fell? You may be experiencing a scheduling conflict. The Orange Cat Brain Cell Reservation System allows you to reserve your brain cell up to 24 hours in advance, ensuring it is available when you need it most — meals, zoomies, and the occasional staring contest.
