"Tuxedo. Distinguished. I have two nose freckles and I will not be taking questions about them. I came here as a foster and immediately identified Pumpkin as my mother. This was a logical decision and I stand by it completely. I am selective with my affection but when I give it, I give it fully. I eat first. This is not negotiable and has never been discussed. I sleep with Pumpkin every night. I know she's watching over me"
Have you ever locked eyes with your human from across the room and held that gaze for an uncomfortably long time? Did they look away first? Of course they did. You have a gift. Since 1987 The Staring Academy has been training cats in the ancient and powerful art of the unblinking gaze. Our curriculum includes the Basic Stare, the Wall Stare, the 3am Ceiling Stare, the Judgment Stare, and our graduate level course in weaponized affection — the Slow Blink.
