"I fought a rattlesnake once. Six feet long. I won. I also fought a cactus. The cactus got my eye, but I got the easy life, so I consider it a draw. I am stupid, loud, and cuddly — in that order, and I stand by all three. I know I am adorable. I pose for photos. I will not perform on video. I groom the couch because the couch is part of my human and I will not be told otherwise. I require cross-legged lap position for cuddles. This is not a preference. It is a condition. I know one word. You know which one."
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