"I have never done anything wrong in my entire life. I was born on a back porch — the first thing I did was roll off the edge. I consider this an origin story, not a mistake. I am devoted to one person and he knows it. I have trained him thoroughly. I have seasonal allergies and I breathe however I want about it. The vet has tried to take my temperature. The vet has not succeeded. When picked up, I go completely limp and wait. This is not compliance. This is strategy. I have decided I belong outside. I am told I do not. We have discussed this. The discussion is ongoing. I am a princess. This is not a personality trait. It is a fact."
We source, position, and maintain premium jellybean arrangements for discerning households that have come to understand that a cat, when viewed from the correct angle, is simply a jellybean with opinions. Our placement specialists assess furniture, lighting, and available lap surface to identify the optimal configuration for your specific jellybean. We do not take requests. We assess the situation and we place them. The jellybean decides what happens next.