"I have never done anything wrong in my entire life. I was born on a back porch — the first thing I did was roll off the edge. I consider this an origin story, not a mistake. I am devoted to one person and he knows it. I have trained him thoroughly. I have seasonal allergies and I breathe however I want about it. The vet has tried to take my temperature. The vet has not succeeded. When picked up, I go completely limp and wait. This is not compliance. This is strategy. I have decided I belong outside. I am told I do not. We have discussed this. The discussion is ongoing. I am a princess. This is not a personality trait. It is a fact."
We source, position, and maintain premium jellybean arrangements for discerning households that have come to understand that a cat, when viewed from the correct angle, is simply a jellybean with opinions. We do not take requests. We assess the situation and we place them. The jellybean decides what happens next.
