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Pumpkin3 yrs
Rare Female Orange Tabby · Indoor only
📍 Austin, TX
"Statistically improbable. Emotionally available. Drools when happy. This is a feature."
Foster failVelcro catTalks constantly
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Pickles2 yrs
Tuxedo · Indoor only
📍 Austin, TX
"Sophisticated. Two nose freckles. Identified Pumpkin as her mom on arrival. Has never wavered."
AloofEats firstNose freckles
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Thor8 yrs
Short Hair · Indoor only
📍 Valhalla, MN
"Handsome. Hungry. Available for shoulder rides by appointment. Where's the beef."
Shoulder SovereignPermanently asleepDog curious
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Rexie8 yrs
Domestic Longhair · Indoor only
📍 San Antonio, TX
"Calculated. Gorgeous. Knocks things off ledges with full eye contact. The glass knew what it did."
Main CharacterChaos architectDoor opener
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Shawn15 yrs
Gray Domestic · Indoor only
📍 Pflugerville, TX
"Loud, cute, dumb. Born on a back porch. Coordinates with every bow tie color. Has standards."
Fuzzy JellybeanCookie thiefCovered laps only
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Frodo10 yrs
Tuxedo · Domestic Shorthair · Indoor only
📍 Austin, TX
"Cuddly, cautious, food-obsessed. Requires a 3–4 hour guest evaluation period. Standards high but fair."
Handsome Anxious PrinceCarpet connoisseurEvaluation pending
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Buddy~10 yrs
Domestic Longhair · Indoor/Outdoor
📍 Austin, TX
"Arrived on a back porch screaming. Was tamed. Has not reconsidered. In your business since day one."
Greek GodChaos gremlinRat hunter (retired)
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Hondo Ohneko~5 yrs
N. American Medium-Hair Dumbass · Indoor only
📍 Austin, TX
"Defeated a rattlesnake. Lost to a cactus. Discovered the easy life. Has not looked back."
Retired MMA ChampionStubby tailWonky eye
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Rainbow~1 yr
North American Void · Indoor only
📍 Austin, TX
"Playful, distractable, silly — in that order. Drinks from the faucet. Knocks things off counters first. Has standards."
Distinguished VoidChaos gremlinTack enthusiast
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Gussie14 yrs
Standard-issue tabby · Indoor only
📍 Pflugerville, TX
"A perfect princess who has never done anything wrong in her entire life. The vet disagrees. The vet is wrong."
Princess of PflugervilleDaddy's girlJellybean
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Oreo~19 yrs
Tuxedo · Domestic Shorthair · Indoor only
📍 Austin, TX
"Arrived on a stormy night. The garage door was open. That was nineteen years ago. He has no notes."
Bathtub BaronFaucet scheduleStandards exacting
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Sparrow3 yrs
Domestic Medium Hair · Indoor/Outdoor
📍 Austin, TX
"Quiet, friendly, and selective — in that order. Will sit on your shoulders. Only when he decides. This is not the same as being trained."
Quiet AuthorityShoulder perchMonitoring things
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Toothless5 yrs
Domestic Shorthair · Indoor only
📍 Austin, TX
"Formerly Oliver. Currently on your legs. Has never once required an invitation. Has never once received one. This has not slowed him down."
Appointed CompanionLap occupantWhere da Catnip
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